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Uganda says Good Riddance to MJ

Last week the Daily Monitor, one of the largest newspapers in Uganda, attempted to honor the King of Pop with a large pull-out section.  They went around Kampala and asked people for their fond memories of MJ, but I don’t think they were ready for the responses that they got.  It’s not every day you see a eulogy backfire, but read some of these quotes and you’ll see what I mean.

Aruna Kabuda, Business man:  “I did not know much about him but I knew he was a very rich man and very famous in the world.  I was also told that he was a black man who made himself white.”

Moses Musingo, Lecturer:  “The message in his songs is touching, like The Earth Song and Heal the World.  He was also a victim of the entertainment industry.  He never had a normal childhood and when he tried to get it back at a later age, people called him a pervert.”

Khamis Napandu, Driver:  “I wasn’t a fan but I heard he was changing into a woman and then he changed into a white man.  I did not care much about him.”

Patrick Kabbale, Medical Worker:  “What I will remember Michael Jackson for is the break-dance and those years when everybody tried to learn it but that was a long time ago.  I didn’t like the way he changed his skin colour though.  That was when I started hating him.”


There you have it.  Uganda may be the only place on Earth today that is not sorry to see Michael Jackson go.  RIP MJ

Uganda says Good Riddance to MJ

Last week the Daily Monitor, one of the largest newspapers in Uganda, attempted to honor the King of Pop with a large pull-out section. They went around Kampala and asked people for their fond memories of MJ, but I don’t think they were ready for the responses that they got. It’s not every day you see a eulogy backfire, but read some of these quotes and you’ll see what I mean.

Aruna Kabuda, Business man: “I did not know much about him but I knew he was a very rich man and very famous in the world. I was also told that he was a black man who made himself white.”

Moses Musingo, Lecturer: “The message in his songs is touching, like The Earth Song and Heal the World. He was also a victim of the entertainment industry. He never had a normal childhood and when he tried to get it back at a later age, people called him a pervert.”

Khamis Napandu, Driver: “I wasn’t a fan but I heard he was changing into a woman and then he changed into a white man. I did not care much about him.”

Patrick Kabbale, Medical Worker: “What I will remember Michael Jackson for is the break-dance and those years when everybody tried to learn it but that was a long time ago. I didn’t like the way he changed his skin colour though. That was when I started hating him.”


There you have it. Uganda may be the only place on Earth today that is not sorry to see Michael Jackson go. RIP MJ